Elementary School Changes Menu

In an astounding statement of their distate towards all things UnAmerican and therefore anti-Freedom, an elite school has updated their menu, renaming French Fries and French Toast to Freedom such-n-such.

Also, the district office has renamed Russian Roulette to Reagan Roulette, and is now referring to Mexico as New Texas.

The sad part is is that part of that is true! Of course, the school is the House of Representatives. This tactic is unacceptable. The veiled threats towards Mexico and France can easily lead to hate crimes. Our leadership is modelling this behavior for us, inciting the people against imaginary enemies, and personifying them in the form of our allies.