what’s a word that rhymes with carrier?

In addition to the immense damage GWB has caused to the middle class, the poor, the environment, and foreign relations, he is a poet!. Check this out:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Oh my, lump in the bed

How I’ve missed you.

Roses are redder

Bluer am I

Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.

The dogs and the cat, they missed you too

Barney’s still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe

The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier

Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

I would like to have seen this next-to-last line: “Is was so painful, my dear, to see you drink Perrier.” The public relations drive to make him seem down-home is back in full-force. It’s just amazing what the American people will swallow…I continue to hope not this time…again.

via Oliver Willis.