Sunday night. Woman with eyepatch hitchhiking on Sandy Blvd. What to do?

  • nedra

    ok, so what exactly is the story here?

  • david

    That depends. What part of Sandy Blvd.?

  • beerick

    oh, in the 25th-30th region

  • David

    In that case, what you do is invite her into your car. Let her direct you to her favorite “parking spot”. Then give her a five dollar grain of crack to touch your blog.

  • Hasser

    I’ve heard if you give the eye-patched hitch-hiker a $10 pice of rock… she’ll give you a special message. Something like, “I’ll keep an eye out for you,” or something of the sorts.